15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
“ I didn’t say “I love you” to hear it back. I said it to make sure you knew.


when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade

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the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

(Source: anus, via thespian)



"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

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think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries

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